Date: 2005-12-19 02:18 (UTC)
If you're worried about mortality, then become a Space Marine like me. On a planet where you won't have to worry about anything like tyranids of chaos cults, it should be a pretty easy gig. Plus, they live for hundreds of years and are the ultimate badass. They've got an implanted organ that turns their saliva into an acid. Need I explain more? the only thing is that you have to become a religious fanatic for the God-Emperor. But still... think of the badassness.

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We shall know no fear!

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Terminators ready. It is time!

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It is better to die for the emperor than live for yourself.

Eh? Eh?! See? No reason to fret. Anyone makes you question mortality, grab them with you pnuematic claw and crush their skull in, then burn down all nearby homes! It's a pefect plan, and it can work for those nasty debt bastards.

In all seriousness, though, I hope you have a good 2006.
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