I love Macs and see them as very much better than PCs. But... eeee...
Who can sit there and be unmoved by the sight of someone writing text into Microsoft Word-- with a pen?
I can. Oh, my God! It's -- so awe-inspiring! My heart -- it can't take this excitement! I can't bear it! Oh! Oh! Whups, just had a spontaneous orgasm at the very thought! Oh, here comes another one! A PEN! My God! A PEN!! A PENNNNN!
A bit over the top, isn't he?
"We want to see Apple's efforts recognized. We see them as a lone guy bailing out the Titanic with a bucket-- no matter how hopeless it may look, he's still pumping away, jaw set, teeth clenched, ignoring the jeering lifeboats full of people who just want to feel more secure in the choice they've made."
Oh dear. This is just Not The Best Analogy. I jolly well hope he's not being prophetic.
"Almost nobody who has anything bad to say about Apple has any facts to back it up. It's all just paranoia and ignorant sloganeering, and just as we refuse to buy it when protesters burn American flags in Gaza and publish Jew-killing tracts for the exhortation of their neighbors..."
GAH. Goodness. This person Has Issues. Or needs a decent handbook about proper use of analogy.
Maybe he needs a religion or something. Only, if he were promoting mine, I'd be really embarassed.
I love Apple, Mac, etc., but for God's sake, it's only a computer.
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Date: 2002-07-18 14:23 (UTC)I love Macs and see them as very much better than PCs. But... eeee...
I can. Oh, my God! It's -- so awe-inspiring! My heart -- it can't take this excitement! I can't bear it! Oh! Oh! Whups, just had a spontaneous orgasm at the very thought! Oh, here comes another one! A PEN! My God! A PEN!! A PENNNNN!
A bit over the top, isn't he?
"We want to see Apple's efforts recognized. We see them as a lone guy bailing out the Titanic with a bucket-- no matter how hopeless it may look, he's still pumping away, jaw set, teeth clenched, ignoring the jeering lifeboats full of people who just want to feel more secure in the choice they've made."
Oh dear. This is just Not The Best Analogy. I jolly well hope he's not being prophetic.
"Almost nobody who has anything bad to say about Apple has any facts to back it up. It's all just paranoia and ignorant sloganeering, and just as we refuse to buy it when protesters burn American flags in Gaza and publish Jew-killing tracts for the exhortation of their neighbors..."
GAH. Goodness. This person Has Issues. Or needs a decent handbook about proper use of analogy.
Maybe he needs a religion or something. Only, if he were promoting mine, I'd be really embarassed.
I love Apple, Mac, etc., but for God's sake, it's only a computer.