Coyote Cartography

I voted for one of the major party candidates (and I won't specifically say who; those who know me well enough can guess, but I really don't want to get into specifics) primarily because I looked at the third-party candidates and found them to be even more wacko and frightening than the Big Two. I know there was only a snowball's chance, but if the one I voted for did get elected, I'd spend the next four years kicking myself.