Coyote Cartography

The very first time I was ever in an Ikea, I realized the same thing about their marketing strategy that you did. Very clever. Of course, being aware of it, I quickly learned that the first thing to do is to get the map of the store. There are always shortcuts for the staff to get around quickly, and when you find them, you can bypass most of the displays.

God, I love those Poang chairs...