Ikea Walkthru (v2.3.1)

[chipotle]

In case you've ever gotten stuck in Ikea, here's, uh, just what you need: "IKEA is a fully immersive, 3D environmental adventure that allows you to role-play the character of someone who gives a shit about home furnishings. In traversing IKEA, you will experience a meticulously detailed alternate reality filled with garish colors, clear-lacquered birch veneer, and a host of NON-PLAYER CHARACTERS (NPCs) with the glazed looks of the recently anesthetized."

The Morning News - The Non-Expert: IKEA

Words fail me, but this is brilliant.

Comments

[rubberskunk.livejournal.com]

I think it was Bennie telling me the original comment that caused me to think this, but:

WARNING: While in IKEA, be careful of the large herm dragons. They are dangerous to your health.

Most readers of this comment will wonder what the heck I'm smoking, but this one's a dumb smart bomb. Move along, nothing to see here...particularly the drippy inflatable chairs.

[wingywoof.livejournal.com]

I got the reference. I think.